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Losing my religion (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oddly, the two super churchy women I've "been with" ended up leaving the church afterwards. Maybe OP should do a little 🫰🤌🤏 to her 🍑 and see what happens.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

This dude knows how to do it

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God, emoji are so tainted. Before reading this comment, I thought it was going to be AI slop...

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I might be a brain in a vat, but I know how to make a woman cry out to God with just my fingers...and then they deconvert.