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Man claiming world’s smallest penis says he’s booked enhancement surgery after public’s help (www.theguardian.com)

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A US man who has staked the uncontested claim of having the smallest penis in the world says he has booked a procedure to enhance his member at least somewhat after soliciting the online public’s financial support for that purpose.

In a brief interview on Saturday, 38-year-old Michael Phillips described himself as “really thankful and surprised” over the GoFundMe platform users who supported his campaign for help to pay for the procedure in question.

“I … never thought anyone would care enough to help,” said Phillips, who has previously explained that the procedure should relieve him of urinary issues resulting from his being only 0.38in (0.97cm) long even when wholly tumescent. “[I am] extremely grateful.”

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[–] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Idk homie ya could end up like elon

Fucked up cock with a bunch of nerds metaphorically sucking you off but never physically

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

I don't know man. This poor dude is 3/8 in (little less than 10mm for those who have trouble) hard. I mean, what's he got to lose?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Came here for an Elon joke, was not disappointed