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Nato leaders have informally agreed not to mention the football World Cup to Donald Trump for fear of irritating the US president at a crucial time for the military alliance.

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In the first open acknowledgment of the strategy, the Belgian prime minister, Bart De Wever, told reporters in Ankara he would not be discussing his country’s 4-1 win over the US earlier this week.

Look, can everyone please do their best not to annoy the bumbling pedophile? Thank you - your cooperation is appreciated.

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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why antagonize him while it's much easier to appeal to him and make him sign stupid deals in your favor he wil call victories?

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What good are deals that he's going to tear up and ignore next week?

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

If you piss him off, you get an instant tariff or "stop all relations with …" (see Spain). Agreements may not hold well, but at least you have a default way of working when he's not having a tantrum.