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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

You're weird because apparently you don't clean your bathroom floors.

Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.

You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 points 45 minutes ago

I just don't want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago

I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can't see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I'm lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.

[–] Jessicat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

That’s why you close the lid to flush… That absolutely bothers me, I wear retainers and they clean in a solution on the counter during the day. I don’t want pee on them or my toothbrush!

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 5 points 43 minutes ago

I'm sorry to tell you this but closing the lid doesn't stop viral aerosol contamination and it's been researched https://www.ajicjournal.org/article/S0196-6553(23)00820-9/fulltext

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 hours ago

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash