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Friends claim influencer injected himself with gold to gain “superhuman” powers before his death (townflex.com)

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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He's going to be a strong contender for this year's Darwin Award!

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

It's always the second half of the year that the nominations come in and then by October it's like the where we're you at the beginning of the year people.

My favorite darwin is the guy who went alcohooool alcohooooool and drank a bottle of rubbing alcohol.