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Friends claim influencer injected himself with gold to gain “superhuman” powers before his death (townflex.com)

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[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

“Up until his passing, he was discovering that he had achieved some superhuman abilities, and it’s no joke; he actually did achieve some superhuman abilities,” he said.

“He had tapped into a level of consciousness that most people never will.”

right, looksmaxxing just screams elevated consciousness - he must have been positively Buddha-like in his detachment from shallow, earthly concerns 🤦

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Buddha famously had such a strong jawline from chewing Turkish gum all day.