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[–] f314@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m trying to picture what sort of necessity is that.

Oh no! My Instagram account can’t handle another boiled egg!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Out of necessity for not spending the rest of my life in prison because I’m about to murder someone if I eat another goddamn hard boiled egg.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

You get in prison, you'll have to eat 50 eggs

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot to hardboil eggs and need some quickly?

[–] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

QUICK it's an EGG EMERGENCY