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submitted 2 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

get into secops and start hacking banks.

that's a job, and it pays well even if you suck at it.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The job Mythos is legitimately better at doing than a human because it has a database of techniques a human can't reliably replicate?

Like, yeah, they stole the techniques from humans and the rest are brute forcing but... It can't forget them.

Now, getting a job as a crime guy and tricking idiots into plugging in usbs, that's got a future