Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But "none" and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One but it takes 30 episodes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just Juan.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll just wait for it to burn out and then follow it around for 40 years.

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

[–] horse@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Also two: one to change the bulb and one to say "I can do that too".