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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by Buage_@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] paorzz@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

It's fucking scary too. How do they not understand such a simple concept? It's a tool, it's not alive.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

It’s a tool, it’s not alive.

Humans have a problem with humanizing machines.

SOURCE: My car and motorcycle both have names.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

My old car had a name. Piece of shit cunty rustbucket.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My car doesn't have a name but my motorcycle has heaps. It gets a new one each time it won't start

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

I've given my chainsaw a few nicknames for a similar reason.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

I know multiple people who've named their vehicle "start you bastard".

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

My guitars have names. Gloria and Susannah. They’re both older than I am, so I feel like they’ve earned names.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 7 hours ago

Alt text: A drawing of a person and a computer. The person tells the computer to say I am alive. The computer responds with "I am alive." The person is now convinced that the computer is alive by saying "Oh my god".

[–] HuePony@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They don't, including those who personally hate AI(not companies). AI heavily advertising as AI, not as LLM

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

When you text a friend this: ya so why the fuck are you bothering me?

Text ChatGPT: YAY!!! Now that awesome vacation is right in your reach!

That’s why. It’s just as sad as humanity's lack of positivity for mundane things.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You have bad friends.

If i texted my friends, any of them, that my plane just landed, they would reply with happiness and joy. Literally would have at least one "yay."

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

how?
you had exactly 0℅ influence on the outcome of landing that plane.
would they congratulate you on driving home safe?
because at least you have some say in that.

[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Na I think it’s more revealing as to how abnormal a flight is for that person and how it’s a stressful situation so their friends are more supportive because of that context. If you’re a traveling business man your friends stopped caring when flights stopped being novel for you.

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml -1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It's kinda cute, from a certain perspective.

EDIT: Oh yeah, downvoters? How about this! Everyone who downvotes this comment is a meanie!