this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
544 points (99.8% liked)

Not The Onion

22015 readers
1301 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Humanius@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

10 Mbps up in the year of our lord 2026?..
I swear to god, I'm not convinced the US is a first-world country.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

I'm not convinced the US is a first-world country.

Neither are we

~ Americans

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 21 hours ago

Wut. Corporate monopolies of shitty cable companies maximizing personal profit at the expense of clients is like the most capitalistic thing you could have.

2nd world countries would be much more capable of providing good internet service.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago