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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Honestly, I don't even want to have this much hair, I want fur instead, like our chimp ancestors.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chimp fur is quite coarse and awfully similar to thick, dense human body hair. I'd prefer something softer, like cat hair, but not chinchilla hair. That is too high maintenance.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is too high maintenance.

I for one would love to take dust baths.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same, but their hair is so dense it can rot if it gets too wet. Maybe quarter density chinchilla hair.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I want thickbwinter and thin Summer coats. I live un a climats that goes between -30C to 37C. M'y current escaped lab rat looking haïr patches isnt helping in either situations.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Chimps are not our ancestors. We probably share a common ancestor though.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

In the middle of winter in my hemisphere rn, i feel this comment so hard

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fur would be much more cozy!