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Elon Musk threatens to make ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey with Grok (www.thepinknews.com)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They'd like everyone to look like, I don't know, Bruce bailaban, Lucy lawless, some third thing, or hells forbid another space commerce gremlin. It's important for the sex scenes to have the right amounts of nips and penes.

[–] theywanttocontrolyou@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I would not mind everybody looking like Lucy Lawless.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Especially in her Xena days. What a queen.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

i dunno. she ages like the finest of wines