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People who gatekeep fucking food can just shove it in their mouths and shut the fuck up.
How about we don’t fuck food at all
Whoa. You're the worst kind of gatekeeper. Simultaneously gatekeeping food and kink shaming.
Then you explain it to your mother. That pie was supposed to be for eating, not for sating your carnal lust.
Now you're gatekeeping camel lust? We ought to chuck you in the horny hole
If your Puritan morales are getting in the way of eating it, that sounds like something you need to come to terms with.
You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son's semen?
Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.
Have I been watching too many episodes of "family pies"?
I don't know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!
Over airport food no less
Pizza gate keeping is amusing, no that isn't real pizza! OK, wtf is it then?
I do think a lot of things called pizza should be called flatbreads or something, but this is the first time I've ever expressed that opinion. It's just not that important.
I would normally think of flatbread as plain bread. When its covered in typical pizza toppings, now its pizza
Cannibals agree.