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[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 139 points 1 day ago (4 children)

People who gatekeep fucking food can just shove it in their mouths and shut the fuck up.

[–] stark@sopuli.xyz 40 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

People who gatekeep fucking food …

How about we don’t fuck food at all

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Whoa. You're the worst kind of gatekeeper. Simultaneously gatekeeping food and kink shaming.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Then you explain it to your mother. That pie was supposed to be for eating, not for sating your carnal lust.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Now you're gatekeeping camel lust? We ought to chuck you in the horny hole

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If your Puritan morales are getting in the way of eating it, that sounds like something you need to come to terms with.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son's semen?

Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Have I been watching too many episodes of "family pies"?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I don't know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago

Over airport food no less

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Pizza gate keeping is amusing, no that isn't real pizza! OK, wtf is it then?

[–] square@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I do think a lot of things called pizza should be called flatbreads or something, but this is the first time I've ever expressed that opinion. It's just not that important.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

I would normally think of flatbread as plain bread. When its covered in typical pizza toppings, now its pizza

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

Cannibals agree.