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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 45 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.

I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 1 points 18 minutes ago

Im not an alt you guys are

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 27 minutes ago

Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!

But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, 'we' know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.

Well it's either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.

To prove ~~our~~...wait, no, my point then ~~we~~I'm going to write a random sentence and then I'm going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I'm a teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my ______

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.

I made this like right after it happened.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 minutes ago

These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!

Seriously addictive too, just one and you'll be hooked for life...

My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was "....gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff", then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago

That's not fair. I've posted this pic of Charlie Kirk at the World Cup and I didn't get a block.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Oh no it's me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!!!!!!!! (/S)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

i didn't burn them, they went in my mouth!

edit wait fuck

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Bake him away, toys.