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Ah, so your fervent wish is that the whole world was as dumb as the average American, and that if it was bad enough then millions of stupid Americans and Trump would have died. In that case, you're right, my previous comment was totally irrelevant.
This stupid wish doesn't need a cursed monkey's paw, the nicest genie in the world couldn't have made this turn out okay.