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Sam Altman says AI won't shorten the workweek because humans secretly enjoy being busy (www.techspot.com)

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I’d like to interject for a moment, but what you’re actually referring as Sam Altman isn’t his actual name, but as I’ve taken to calling him Scam Altman

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His friend calls him Clammy Sam

[–] FRYD@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clamuel even

[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

*Scamuel

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doubt he has friends.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

It was singular on purpose

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Heh, that’s good; I’m gonna use it going forward :)

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Is there an Origman? Can we go back to him for a bit?