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Report: Trump mad RFK Jr. hasn’t cut more vaccines or proven autism link (arstechnica.com)

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

"Iiiii I made a pair of boots, you uhhhh can fuck one of the boots, uhhh even if you wear jeans. The other boot is ahhhh crockpot to make stew. Don't uhhhh, don't uh wear that boot, it's decorative. The leather isn't leather, it's a recycled dog skin fortified with bull semen and sauerkraut juice. Its also a good ahhh, a good jerky"

RFK Jr. Commencement speech to the graduating class of the 2 hour online new employee training course for the Chipotle in Rancho Cucamunga, CA.