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Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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I know for a fact both my senators are undead husks. Well, except for Ted Cruze, I believe the colony of worms piloting his human suit are themselves undead, making him some kind of double dead ball of worm liches.
hes is the zodiac killer, he had since shapeshifted from after molting his skin in cancun.
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