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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Here's the photo to save you clicking through to the article it referenced (where the photo wouldn't actually load for me, so I had to search for it separately). They didn't even give him a newspaper this time. There's no way his brain is ok

[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

why do asian american women always date the worst white men?

has there been an atlantic article about this?

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

The stereotype of white men going to an Asian or east Europe country to get a wife holds strong through all levels of wealth and political power. No one who has any idea of who they are would ever chose them, and they'd never marry a black woman. Even having an Asian one is a bit much for many of them.