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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

[–] zen@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.

A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 3 days ago

There really is no drama like programming language drama.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Thought about this a little more. Cut and paste can be rebranded as excise and stitch.