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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

It must be a KDE version.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 8 points 1 day ago

To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm more of a GIMP guy.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The Clit is legit

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thanks!

I've been looking for that for the past 30 years.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.

[–] Scottyc65@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Only problem with that is most men wouldn't be able to find it.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

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[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) 
klitoris: Permission denied
[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 205 points 3 days ago (36 children)

Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

  • gimp
  • finger
  • john the ripper
  • libcaca
  • toilet
  • fsck
[–] db2@lemmy.world 180 points 3 days ago (9 children)

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm crying rn, caca means poop in spanish 😭😭😭

Woah, poop is a good name for an util

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

wait until you hear of libpipi

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is the GNOME version called Gock?

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (11 children)

The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Like if Nautilus is any better

Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Or nautilus. My assumption is the files are in your sea not in their cloud.

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 108 points 3 days ago (6 children)

KDE's tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.

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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago

GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 32 points 2 days ago (18 children)

I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (15 children)

I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Don't forget iPods were this big back when the iPhone was released:

And as others pointed out they had the iMac and iBook and iTunes and the iMac was full of more iNames that I can't even think of right now. It fit their branding enough that SNL did a joke about iRan and iRack

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