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[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

If they expect you to write or go through 1000s of lines of code in a single day. your whole job isn't programming, is to be the scapegoat.

[โ€“] EowynCarter@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

If I can't understand the code, and you can't explain, I'm not validating your pull request.

End of story.