Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Cherry@piefed.social 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't get this.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago

A murder of Crow(e)s

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Thanks

wrong reply button. you thanked yourself

[–] Janx@piefed.social 64 points 2 weeks ago

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know sometimes that's OK to do mate.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know sometimes that's OK to do mate.

what is ok? thanking yourself or mistaking the button?

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Both i think. medals all round!

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 12 points 2 weeks ago

And everyone cheered!

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Nice username

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Collective noun joke.

Murder of crows.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But where is the attempt?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Only 2 of em I guess?