Johandea

joined 3 years ago
[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You may want to schedule a cunt test with my-foot-up-your-arse.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

I can't wait for my Round 2!

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's happening in the picture is called degloving and it's not at all how foreskins work.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Warned? Winter is the best time of the year!

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago

I have not found a way to block YouTube short on mobile

ReVanced works great for me

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 2 points 2 weeks ago

As can my mail man... But that won't stop me from saying hello

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's in binary...

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 12 points 3 weeks ago

And everyone cheered!

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've probably never been there, but I bet there's enough, or even more then enough, street parking. But it's way too many cars.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 128 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I'm guessing it's trying to make fun of fissile atoms. But I see two problems with this.

  1. It's not specified what type of atom it is. Most atoms in our surroundings do not release energy when split, but instead requires a, comparatively, large amount at energy to undergo fission.
  2. Even if they found a uranium-235 atom, one the most fissile elements found in the earths crust, the energy released by a single atom is miniscule. You need a huge amount of atoms to make anything akin to a bomb.

And yes, I've been hugely popular at both parties I've attended.

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