Johandea

joined 2 years ago

They know where to come back when they figure themselves out in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 8 points 6 days ago

I would also leave a household that was using weird units of measuring.

wtf in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jogging from the perspective of non-human animals

FTFY

The lifehack to enjoy lemmy fully!1!1!1!0 in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aber es gibt so viel Inhalt!

Too many complaint posts, do this instead. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's a win either way

So close! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What do you think a broth is?

Bachelor Chow slabs, anyone? in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not just the main ingredient; every ingredient must be on the label where in from. What would people with allergies do otherwise?

Exposure might cause suffocation in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 15 points 1 month ago

Here are a couple variants to choose from.

I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You are the center of your observable universe and I'm the center of my own. Granted, at this scale the sun is an acceptable approximation, but the earth's center is even better.

Ah yes, the person you can barely see looks like a liberal. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 7 points 5 months ago

A liberal pumpkin, no less

What is your wallpaper? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 4 points 6 months ago

Credit: Hermis Haridas, India/Bird Photographer of the Year 2024

Behold, my tiny pineapple that I grew in c/gardening@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 4 points 6 months ago

What if one's banana is pencil sized? Asking for a friend...

What is something that only exists because people are stupid? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 29 points 6 months ago

Probably a whole bunch of us. Stupidity may result in unwanted and/or unplanned pregnancies.