Johandea

I don't get it. Why is the corvid taking offense?

"Animals" include human beings. Animals are indeed strange, showing off rocks to potential mates.

People should loose their right to ~~drive~~ be a part of society for this

FTFY

Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I'll stay drug free, thank you.

but also why does the newer one look like actual school meals lol😭

It doesn't. There were always multiple choices of hot food and a well sorted salads buffe at school. This screenshot looks like something you'd get served on an Aeroflot plane 🤮

This is actually a picture of Roger, a member of kleptomaniacs anonymous.

And if it is something else, is either something similar or something completely different.

She's* been storing up...

Only female bees survive the winter in temperate regions.

He could, but money can't buy good taste.

You may want to schedule a cunt test with my-foot-up-your-arse.

I can't wait for my Round 2!

What's happening in the picture is called degloving and it's not at all how foreskins work.

Warned? Winter is the best time of the year!