Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.

[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

if you're attempting murder without the crow pun context we're gonna need to call the real police