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DuckDuckGo Is Selling Anti Pervert Glasses That Contain Zero AI, Cameras, or Even Electronics Whatsoever (futurism.com)

submitted 2 days ago by schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would just get one of those cheap digital watches. They don't have any wireless capabilities and the battery lasts forever. (Mine has the original battery and it is around 15 years old)

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I was joking & playing up the retro aspect. Were I serious, that's what I'd do as well.