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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you

Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell

you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’, Well you’re

dead now, so shut up.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Down voters haven't seen the movie...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Even if they did, they didn't get it.

"It's a mister Death, he's here about the reaping or something?"

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

"Hey... I didn't even eat the mousse!"