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Getting inspiration for a fourth MFA method (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 20 points 1 day ago

Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago

ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Nice one! Lol