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[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago

Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they're being implanted in dogs

[–] Strongbeard@programming.dev 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Drink a verification can."

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Well why not

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

Then it's something you have after big tummy aches

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 121 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The verification can is something you drink though!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eat verification Nutriloaf^®^

For Lemmy it's "verification beans" and you're not allowed to poop for three days.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 20 points 1 day ago

Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago

ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Nice one! Lol

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

you know what you ate though

[–] percent@infosec.pub 4 points 17 hours ago

and you are what you eat

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Something you saw in a fever dream

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes

[–] Pretty_Critter@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

You are what you eat.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 23 hours ago

Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you're not a bot"

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 9 points 1 day ago

It's floating witch rules. If you survive you're a bot.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

User logged in.

Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.

Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 20 hours ago

Skill issue.

git guud

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

But can you have your meal and eat it too?

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

It blows my mind when multiple choice answers are structured such that the question can be effectively replaced with “which does not belong?” And most (probably more) people would still get it right.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.