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[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m not the smarted tool in the shed

🤦‍♂️

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)

DO NOT MAEK FUN OF MY TYEPING, I AHVE IMPROSTER SYNDORM

hehehe

Thankfully I do understand irony. And I'm leaving it there so others can point and laugh. :D

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

[–] fedorato@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks mate - you made me spit out my tea 😆

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

oh geez, I didn't mean to cause a disaster! D: lol

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Okay, but on mobile I have to say I mean the correct thing and often have to correct multiple time, often editing afterwards.