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Anon dates a gymnast (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Flex and -
I can't find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Flex and Gaylord.

According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

Gaylord:

On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 5 days ago

Nice

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mat, flex and still (rings).

Rhyming with "chill" is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 5 days ago

The 4chan meme reply is "fake and gay", I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.