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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

In Germany we say: "Eigenartiger Winkelschleifer, Brudi.", and I think that's wonderful.

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have not heard that before, thanks!

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

Du bist willkommen.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 5 days ago

I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago

Got a chuckle

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

i dated a gymnast once, but she was injured and in recovery.

still fucked like a champ though. just in standard positions.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Flex and -
I can't find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Flex and Gaylord.

According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

Gaylord:

On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 5 days ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mat, flex and still (rings).

Rhyming with "chill" is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 5 days ago

The 4chan meme reply is "fake and gay", I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.