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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Idiots like don't realize they're beholden to the whims of the shareholders, make disastrous reorganization moves which tanks the share price.

Which reminds me, AMC is also havign a shareholders vote right now. I think theyre down like 98% from a peak a few years ago?