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Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic (nypost.com)

submitted 1 year ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seriously tho, where’s the story about a florida man trying to poop on a live possum, that would be something.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A lot of possums play dead and are not really dead. This is one way you can test whether or not a possum is dead.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

He's just testing his hy-poo-thesis

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago

You simply cannot argue with that logic.

In Florida.