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submitted 1 day ago by anzo@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Congrats to GitHub on achieving one 9 availability

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

9.99% is still three nines so

[–] plateee@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago

psssh. My homelab is six 9s uptime: 9.99999%

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Let's party like it's 1999-12-31T23:59:59!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We all had our computers turned off due to the Y2K bug.

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Eyyyyy this guy gets it.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

UTC of course

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

You should've seen me: 💃 but also "LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER (world) DOWN!!! 😈"