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[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Subtext: if you dump your treasuries/US bond holdings you get invaded and/or bombed.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

That is your opinion of what he might have meant if his brain were working. In reality, we have no idea what he means, and neither does he.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I mean.... Good luck, USA? Doesn't seem like a really viable strategy.