Greentext

8667 readers

1207 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

397

anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 days ago by kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

70 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 89 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or, hear me out, sometimes dudes are bi.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

tell that to my girlfriends who insisted I was gay.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What are people's opinion on the downlow thing, otherwise straight men that just have furtive sex with other men, but never a relationship? Denial? Indiscriminate horniness?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

Men are so fucking easy, even I can have sex with them.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

all of the above.

sometimes a hole is just a hole.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

sometimes a hole is just a hole.

I appreciate an explanation that doesn't include learning new vocabulary.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

That's called heteroromantic and bisexual

[–] jaycifer@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bisexual, heteroromantic.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

TIL.

https://www.wikihow.com/Heteroromantic-Bisexual

Wikihow's bizarrely holding up pretty well.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

“heteroromantic bisexual” can also refer to someone who is sexually attracted to any gender (male, female, non-binary, agender, genderqueer)

Wouldn't that be "heteroromantic pansexual" then?

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

depends on whether you're using the MOGAI definition of bisexual as "attracted to exactly two genders" or the LGBT definition as "attracted to more than one gender"

in practice there really isn't much distinction, i don't know a single person who identifies as bisexual and wouldn't consider fucking a non-binary person, and the main distinguishing factor between people who label themselves bisexual and those that label themselves pansexual seems to be "was this person active on tumblr or other online communities with a similar vibe at any point between 2014-ish and now".

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Personally, I was never on tumblr. Pansexuals just have a better flag.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

☝️

Especially the thing about tumblr

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

afaik pan and bi are the same, with the difference being preference

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, if you're not into the whole paucity of vocabulary thing, that would be a better term.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

I'm okay with it if they don't hide it, but if they hide it that's not cool