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Germany plans sugar tax that includes sugar free drinks (brusselssignal.eu)

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[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world -3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lmao okay, tell that to my rock hard bones. Never broken a bone and I sink like a rock in water. That MILK BABEY, so until I get brittle Imma keep downing a gallon a week and half gallon of cookies and cream icecream.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Eats 6 3/8 American bricks of milk a day

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ive also never broken a bone, and I was vegan half my life? Still I stay away mostly from dairy. ya fuckin doink, suck ur mother's tit with that attitude