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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

artificial sweeteners that shit is straight chemical cancer

Common misconception and misread of the facts. They way they are used, they're fine.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago

Still tastes like artificial shit tho. You can steralize shit all you want I'm still not eating it.