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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I got fired from my job at the unemployment office, and still had to show up the next day

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I got fired from my job at the circus as a human cannonball

six nights a week and a matinee on Saturdays

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Got fired from my job at the orange juice factory, couldn't concentrate

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

Got fired from my job as an artilleryman, I went ballistic