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Please don’t rearrange our shoes when we turn up, paramedics in Japan urge (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] warm@kbin.earth 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People dont often fuck up opening a door, unless you live alone and are crippled on the floor, you can pre open a door.

Taking shoes on and off can have more complications. I know you guys love Japan, but this one is ridiculous.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But if you regularly take your shoes on and off, you can do it quickly without delay.

[–] Azteh@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No matter how good you are at this, it will always cost at least a second and in life threatening situations I was taught that every second counts