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[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Gasoline is $5. Diesel is $7.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Per gallon? Holy shit, no wonder everyone buys gas guzzlers over there. Germany is paying nine plus dollar per gallon for gasoline.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 6 days ago

Its not hit $5/gallon once where I am at in rural Illinois. When I filled up a few days ago itnwas $4.09 I think. I mostlynremeber because I had used some Kroger points that made it $3.09 ($1 off).

Though I don't think I have ever had enough points to get a dollar off before, usually ita at most 20 cents.

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

3 ish bucks of what you pay a gallon is tax that goes to infustructure, in the US depending on the state we pay like maybe 20 cents a gallon in tax. Even California which has the highest gas tax it's only 76 cents

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where are you getting it that cheap?

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those prices are actually well above the national averages: https://gasprices.aaa.com/

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But below what you pay in California now

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Interesting perhaps, but a bit of a non sequitur.