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I thought bike lanes were ‘DEI.’ Then an SUV killed my father (www.washingtonexaminer.com)

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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And yet...

I thought bike lanes were a DEI project

I’m a Republican, and in nine months of advocating for safer streets, I have yet to meet another one.

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one

Trying to make these threads meet, I guess the point she's trying to make is that after the leopards ate her face, she came to understand that the reason Republicans oppose everything that benefits the public is not because they are stupid and/or evil, but because Democrats are failing to communicate in a way that appeals to them.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago

But of course that's the Democrats fault. Thanks, Obama!