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And teaching them how to do Islamic ablutions, like using mouthwash and washing their hands. And showering! Heinous!
He probably uses Islamic inventions like H'ard So'ap and Bi-nominal functions!! SINCE WHEN DO NUMBERS NEED TO HAVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES?!
They even drink the Muslim Beverage C'off We!
nah, do the french ablutions
BIDETS FOR NEW YORK
That's literal shariah you are preaching, you Afghan spy!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritual_purity_in_Islam#Hygienical_jurisprudence
Ritual cleanliness? A properly bathed tush is a thing of I don't know, have you tried going back to scraping it off with paper?
Now I feel like I gotta make a butt bath ritual
BIDET
BIDEN
YOU THINK THAT'S A COINCIDENCE?????
well now i don't
Ah, they'd just pronounce it wrong. Buh-DAY, they'd say. No, it's a nice idea but I don't think it'll flush.
ALL THESE DRINKIN FOUNTAINS TOO LOW