this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2026
905 points (96.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

41813 readers
5052 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

ERIKA has been celebrating everyday how rich she is becoming. she went through several personas, looking like kennith copeland, a demon, her eyes souless like a dolls eyes, going a WWE celebratory style funeral, and her sonya blade skin.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I know right wingers in general are thick, but Americans really do seem to take it to a new level the dull witted.

I'm sure that IC% of them wouldn't even recognise the joke.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I have to spend a lot of time in 'Murica, unfortunately

It's amazing how stupidity isn't just accepted, it's celebrated

I know so many extremely intelligent yanks, but the average punter on the street is as thick as pigshit

The worst thing is that this isn't their fault

It began in the eighties, and has been done deliberately

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 2 points 9 hours ago

Trust me, the german right wingers are just as dumb and they are not even creativ. They just carbon copy the republicans.

[–] someone@lemmy.today 12 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Is she being ironic or really didn't actually know? It's hard to know if attention-economy people do gimmicky things for attention or really are that... uh... unaware of things?

[–] dreamy@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

She really didn't know. A few minutes after she made this comment she deleted it and posted another comment that made it look like she knew what was going on all along.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Laura Loomer is a reactionary asshole with early winter ground level intelligence. She doesn't know and would argue you're lying to not look stupid.

[–] phtheven@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Can you explain what you mean about winter ground level intelligence?

Edit: you don't have to explain why Laura is a moron, to be clear. She's doing a fine job of that herself. I'm just curious about that phrase, I've never heard it before.

my guess is it’s a step below calling someone “room temperature” in reference to their perceived IQ

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Oh, I hadn't heard of her, when I first read this I read it as her being sane and Polymarket being the one misunderstanding what Arabic numerals are

So the "dear god" would be directed at Polymarket and not Mamdani

Idk if i'm explaining this well

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 124 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

After 2016 I spent a lot of time on reddit talking to Trump voters to understand why.

Overwhelmingly they believe things that aren't true. Basic misconceptions of the world cascading in on one another culminating into the stupidest vote of their life.

One guy thought Obama was a vain man because he named his healthcare plan Obamacare. When I told him the healthcare plan was called the Affordable Care Act, and that Republicans and the media called it Obamacare as a way to hurt it, his brain couldn't process it because why would the media parrot Republican talking points if they were all biased towards Democrats?

You can understand how this individual would make this mistake. He pays just enough attention to be misinformed. Three generations of right-wing propaganda, the world's most disciplined messaging machine repeating the same lies and half-truths have absolutely run roughshod over this type of person.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

meanwhile they voted for a man who puts his name on everything

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, because he tells them that they are righteous in their hatred of everything they fear

They'll forgive him anything, so long as they can hate freely and feel good about it

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

This is all according to plan. The owner class needs to keep the plebs stupid.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Which is why the first thing they cut is public school funding

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

see: charter schools strangling the public school budgets, so the chuds can turn around and say "look at how bad our schools are doing!", rinse & repeat

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 17 hours ago

*badly. ... but I guess bad grammar is the point.

[–] DoctorWhoDMC@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There's a lot of "Heal the political divide" being said to mean "meet them halfway" when what it should mean is the ignorant and prejudiced learn and the media machine dismantled, like how "Heal the healthcare class divide" means "Help poor people see doctors affordably".

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I ask them "why is trump calling for the deaths of politicians if you agree there's too much political violence and dissonance?" Well they didn't hear it on fox news that he called for their deaths so it's probably the woke media lying. They will ask for everything and give nothing.

And also they don't care that much so they won't look into it (look into it, i.e. click 1 link to his post calling for politicians to be killed). And even if he did do it he was probably joking. And even if he wasn't they found 1 insane person on YouTube who is calling for people's deaths too, which is the same as the president that they elected saying it to hundreds of millions of people I guess.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

Why would they call themselves DemonRats if they weren’t actually demonic rats? Checkmate.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 147 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Mamdami is forcing children to participate in a heinous Islamic ritual called Al-gebra. It's like, demonic spells or something.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 10 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

They're solving for X, which is slang for MDMA and also what porn is rated. Obviously they're indoctrinating kids into child rape cults.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 19 hours ago

Don't laugh! As the Islamic Golden Age was pivoting towards religious extremism, algebra was labeled as sorcery and turned into a capital crime.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (8 children)

And teaching them how to do Islamic ablutions, like using mouthwash and washing their hands. And showering! Heinous!

load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I refuse arabic numbers. What the fuck is 2? 7? 9??? These are all made up concepts invented to corrupt the mind of people.

Look at how elegant these look instead: 10, 111, 1001.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I dont care if i have to say it X times, roman numerals are superior

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (13 children)

If I've said it once I've said it 𒁹𒌋𒌋𒌋𒌋 times, the babylonians got it right

load more comments (13 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] limer@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Excuse me.. all the links above use Arabic numbers: they are unreliable.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 152 points 1 day ago (15 children)
load more comments (15 replies)

I saw this joke at least XV times already...

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 92 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Years ago a German satire show interviewed random people on the street. They asked them what they think about the fact that "children are now forced to learn arabic numbers in German Schools". The interviewers flawlessly baited a bunch of idiots into exposing their mindless xenophobia on TV

load more comments
view more: next ›