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Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm elections (www.thejournal.ie)

submitted 1 day ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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He did not say where the money would come from.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

If I am elected president, I will give every American 50,000.

[–] Ringtail@slrpnk.net 6 points 15 hours ago

$50,002 if i get elected

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I give every American $5 and promise that you never hear from Trump again.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Your username makes me laugh. We had two orange cats that would routinely open their mouths to meow but nothing came out. Everyone in the house would use a Trump voice and call it "fake mews."

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

$50,001 if I’m elected

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sold!

Note: I never typed "$".