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You could learn farsi and arabic and join the military. They are always hiring lately and they have lowered their standards a lot I hear. Medical, maximum enlistment age, drug history, criminal background, fitness, intellgence, all lowered. You can start your first enlistment at 42 now. As long as you get in before your 43rd birthday you're gold.
(I'm just kidding, dont join the military)
I'm no an american, and i would rather die than support the people who put pinochet in power and are currently gutting south america once again
Gross!