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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 35 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Computer, I need software please!

Why won't it work? I asked for software!

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

You asked wrong! You forgot "no mistakes"

[–] ksh@aussie.zone 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Did you try turning it off and on and then ask for software again?

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Brb, restarting all data centers.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

Hey maybe we need to keep them off until the coin battery dies so the bios resets?