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What is the laziest, most anti-elitist way to make coffee? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by BurntWits@sh.itjust.works to c/coffee@lemmy.world

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I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

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[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Too many steps. Skip the filter part - coffee grounds in mug, hot water on top. Up to you if you want to let the grounds settle at the bottom or have it extra chunky.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Skip the heat altogether. Eat it like sand. Drink cold water. Your metabolism will make the coffee